Keith Wishum: Time fidgets
Published 10:54 am Monday, August 5, 2019
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“Tempus Fidget” Richard Doebler calls it. Time doesn’t fly; it fidgets.
The story is told of a farmer who decided one morning to plow his south 40. His tractor needed oil, so he started for the barn to get some. On the way, he noticed that the pigs hadn’t been fed. So, he headed to the corn crib to get some feed for the pigs. Near the crib, he spotted a pile of sacks, reminding him that the potatoes were sprouting. He turned toward the potato pit, but when he passed the woodpile, he remembered that the kitchen stove was burning low. Stopping to gather an armload of firewood, he saw that one of his chickens was ailing, so he dropped the wood to doctor the chicken.
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